Water is the major
component of the human body — and the same is true for grapes. The
pH of your stomach acid is about the same as the pH of wine (which is
why wine is good for your digestion).
So it may not be too
much of a stretch to suggest that wine, being the most human of
beverages, will be subject to the same forces that govern population
growth. Thomas Malthus, the eighteenth-century British demographer
and political economist, in a 1789 paper, posited that population
grows in geometric proportion while the food supply grows only in
arithmetic proportions. Mankind, he argued, will not be able to
sustain itself if it goes on procreating the way it has been.
There are checks,
however: wars, pandemics and natural disasters are Nature’s way of
controlling population growth. I’m beginning to think the same
thing is happening to wine.
First the bad news. Once the dust settles on the Beijing Olympics in 2008, wine prices for the world’s icon wines will rise significantly. Romanée-Conti, Pétrus, First-Growth Bordeaux and Château d’Yquem will be out of range for all but the mega-rich. This pressure on supply will affect prices for second-tier fine wines and have a trickle-down effect.
Why? Because the wealthy Chinese will witness how Western businessmen entertain in Beijing hotels and restaurants — and millionaires like to have what other millionaires have. Namely, the world’s great wines. There is only a limited supply of each vintage of the above-mentioned wines, which means that their prices will go up.
Now the good news. Regions that hitherto supplied the market with wallet-friendly but eminently drinkable wines will fill the gap with more elegant — and slightly more costly — versions of wines they already sell.
Mike Weir, Dan Aykroyd, Bob Izumi and, now, Wayne Gretzky. Each has his own wine label and three of them will soon have their own wineries. What is it about celebrities? What entices them to lend their names and images to wines rather than to more conventional lines of clothing or male fragrances?
Maybe it’s something in the water … but, of late, I have been bombarded with devices that promise to make my wine taste better, faster, rounder, smoother, less acidic. In this age of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, it seems we can’t sit around waiting the necessary years for those tannin-laden Cabernets and Barolos to soften up.